Monday, January 7, 2008

Engaging source identified

SITKA, AK -- January 7, 2008

Phone companies, cell phone providers and ISPs across the nation determined that the widespread service outages on Christmas and the days that followed were caused by unprecedented network traffic, caused by a single source in Sitka, AK.

"Robin and I got engaged over Christmas," says Karen Smith, Sitka resident. "I told a few people but didn't expect the news to have such a big impact on the nation's communications network."

According to Smith's nephew, Jesse, rumors began to swirl about a love interest based on photos linked from blog entries portraying Smith and some guy referred to only by his first name intermingled with beautiful scenery. The speculation ran rampant.

"I'm glad this will put an end to the speculation," says Smith. "And no, I'm not pregnant. Just insanely in love."

The couple have decided to determine a date, location and all other details sometime in 2008.

5 comments:

Doogman said...

Congratulations! I wondered what was going on - thought it was just more Comcast hijinks... should have KNOWN!!!!!

David said...

Kewl! Congratulations.

KIA said...

Thank you! It's all pretty darn awesome and exciting! More photos are coming soon so stay tuned!

WSceptic said...

Congrats!

Anonymous said...

congratulations!!! That's fantastic -I'm so happy for you!
-Kristin