Drinkers needed

This was a posting on a bulletin board in my local bank:

Drinkers needed
The Public Safety Academy is conducting an alcohol workshop to train the current recruit class on how to deal with drinkers and how to perform field sobriety tests. We need participants.

• You must be sober when you arrive.
• Don't eat 2 hours prior.
• Married couples shouldn't participate because a dispute may arise.
• Transportation is provided.
• You will get pizza at the end.

Please call 747-6611.

Now who wouldn't want to participate in that?!? What a great public service participants will be doing.