Sunday, September 2, 2007

Top 10 things I learned about Alaska Airlines

  1. If you're 5 years old and carrying a fish in a glass jar filled with water (and it's more than 3.4 ounces and not in a quart-size ziplock bag), they will let you and your fish on the plane.
  2. If you just had back surgery and need to go back to the hospital for a pain killer shot because your departure flight was delayed, they will call the ambulance for you.
  3. Taking a Leatherman from the airport is a ~very~ good thing but leaving a Leatherman at the airport is ~never~ a good thing.
  4. If your flight was supposed to depart at 6 a.m. and you're still sitting there at 8 a.m. because of a weather delay, one of the airline people will make a donut run to the local grocery store and bring back donuts for everyone.
  5. If you just had back surgery and your flight is on a weather delay, left the plane to go back to the hospital for a pain killer shot, and returned to the airport, you can still get back on the same plane (if it's still there because of a weather delay) without any hassle.
  6. If you need to reschedule your flight for the next day for any reason (even if the reason is that it's sunny in Sitka), you are pretty much guaranteed that they will change your flight and not charge any fee to do so.
  7. Beverage service is not offered on the 12-minute flight from Gustavus to Juneau. It's also not offered on the 27-minute flight from Sitka to Juneau.
  8. If you're only flying in Alaska, you can check an extra bag over the allowance at no additional cost and you get an extra carry on (usually it's food and/or a sleeping bag because of weather delays).
  9. If you're nice to the person checking boarding passes before security, you can see real-time photos of the airport where you are flying and she'll check for any other connecting flights on any of the other carriers.
  10. If you want to purchase a flight leaving in 40 minutes because the small plane you were scheduled to fly on is on a weather hold but jets are still flying, you can buy a ticket at the regular price, get through security and still get on the plane.

6 comments:

HW said...

Alaska Airlines doesn't sound too bad, especially if you're a fish. Cause there is only one place I can think of to put a fish that isn't allowed on the flight.

HW said...

The toilet.

Doogman said...

I still hate flying.

The donuts sound pretty good tho.

Doogman said...

Did you have back surgery? Did I miss a meeting?

KIA said...

Doog! Some ~other~ passenger had back surgery. I just observed all of the interaction ... heard the entire conversation, watched the ambulance and police show up etc.

Doogman said...

OH! Thought maybe you'd injured in it doing... um... acrobatics... yeaaah.. that's it... acro-batics...