Odd signs posted in my environment

• Dangerous Invader
  (in reference to the New Zealand sea slugs that have somehow taken over the island)


• Service dog in the building
  (in reference to the Rottweiler in the Forest Service building who is still waiting for his "official" vest)


• Suspicious mail alert
  (in reference to weird or Anthrax-laden packages you might receive in a U.S. Government building)


• Evacuation plan
  (in reference to how to get out of my 4-bedroom apartment that only has one door; they recommend using the door)


• Do not create dust
  (in reference to how the apartment is old and has asbestos in the ceiling, linoleum, walls, etc. and they don't want you to saw walls or paint the ceiling or anything)


• Have you seen this bird
  (in reference to letting someone know if you see any black oystercatchers because they are very rare and they're trying to get a population count)